and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
it glows. i had to have it.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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