So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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