Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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