Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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