Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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