I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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