Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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