yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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