Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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