naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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