Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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