I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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