If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
