I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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