K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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