I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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