Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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