We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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