We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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