he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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