Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!