Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone