youre lurking in front of me
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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