Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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