Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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