My liver just broke up with me...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
my poor anus
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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