everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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