idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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