I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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