Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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