i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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