Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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