I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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