i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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