do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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