I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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