How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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