talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he was CRYING into my vagina
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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