Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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