Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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