Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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