I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
where does the pee come out of this thing
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Watching her eat just hurts me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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