I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It's rum buckets o'clock
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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