Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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