Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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