# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We need to rekindle our bromance
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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