so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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