we're chasing vodka with high fives
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
did you just send me my own nude
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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