Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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