I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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