He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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