How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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