Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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